| 10/04/2008 05:49 AM |
| Gorilla's birthday gift |
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Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? |
| 12/08/2009 04:31 AM |
| Blonde Detective |
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A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?" The first blonde answered, "That's easy! read more » |
| 01/07/2010 03:45 AM |
| Great Reasons To Be A Guy |
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Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. read more » |
| 04/17/2008 05:08 AM |
| Taxi driver... |
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, " Don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologised and said, "I didn't realise that a tap would scare you so much." The driver replied,"Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years." |
| 02/24/2010 01:42 AM |
| Who's In Charge |
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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics: 29 have been accused of spousal abuse7 have been arrested for fraud19 have been accused of writing bad checks117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses3 have done time for assault71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit14 have been arrested on drug-r read more » |
