| 02/26/2008 12:05 AM |
| F$kn error |
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| 03/02/2009 07:59 PM |
| Incomparable indeed! |
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An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says: “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.” read more » |
| 02/12/2010 03:49 PM |
| Bad News 2 |
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A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? read more »
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| 10/10/2009 02:44 AM |
| Memory Class |
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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association. A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him. "What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor. "Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pon read more » |
| 07/16/2009 03:59 AM |
| The Tiger |
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin." The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age." The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy." "Oh yeah? read more » |
