Funny Jokes

Rabbi met Pop:

Rabbi - Shalom, how are you?
Pop - Good, how are you?
Rabbi - Oh... just now I had meal in restaurant, woow... It almost killed me when I saw the bill...
Pop - Oh... never mind, I'll teach you how to have good meal and never pay the bill!...
Rabbi - Sure, show me... :?

They went into restaurant and had good meal - ordered almost everything, after that they stay there until restaurant was about to close and all staff left except one Waiter...

Waiter approached them and ask - Gentlemen, we are closing soon, would you mind to pay bill first?  read more »

Hedgehog was walking in the forest... Suddenly he realized that he can breath by his butt... So he continued waling and breating by his butt... After walking for long he decided to rest and sit for a while... And.... suffocated...  read more »

- Mama, am I stupid...?

- Yes you are... and by the way I am Papa!  read more »