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02/26/2008 01:45 AM
Hospital scene...

Nurse asking a badly injured man while registering him:


- Are you married?
- No, I've got into car accident...  read more »


02/26/2008 03:44 AM
Last night...

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian was drinking at a bar discussing what they had done the previous evening.

The Italian says, "Last night, I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman says, "Last night, I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Indian says, "That's nothing. Last night, I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, said, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

Indian says, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."  read more »


02/26/2008 10:16 PM
Winter vacation...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,"'Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! My hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again." He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing." She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"  read more »


02/28/2009 07:28 PM
what walks on what?
what walks on four legs in the morning,two in the evening, and three at night? a human. as a baby you crawl on you arms and legs which is four. at ten you walk on two legs. and at old age three because of the cane u use.  read more »
07/15/2009 05:45 AM
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor.

While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind the elevator shaft.

They decided that they should call the police.  read more »