| 02/26/2008 12:34 AM |
| You can't escape paying tax!.. |
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Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. |
| 07/10/2009 07:48 AM |
| God's Gifts |
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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. read more »
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| 02/26/2008 10:16 PM |
| Winter vacation... |
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Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation.
When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets
back, he says,"'Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well put them
between my thighs and that will warm them up." |
| 10/27/2009 05:28 AM |
| Poor guy |
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. read more » |
| 12/27/2009 03:11 PM |
| The geography of a woman |
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Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. read more » |
