| 12/27/2009 03:11 PM |
| The geography of a woman |
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Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 02:05 AM |
| Difference between a women praying in a church and... |
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Q: What is the difference between a women praying in a church and a women who is praying in a bath-tub? |
| 02/26/2008 10:54 PM |
| Who should be in charge?... |
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One day the different parts of the body were
having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said, "I
do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in
charge." The eyes said, "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The hands said, "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The stomach said, "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The legs said, "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." Then the ass said, "I think I should be in charge." All the rest of the parts said, "YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't do anything! You're not as important as we surely are! You can't be in charge." So the ass closed up. read more » |
| 12/05/2009 03:54 AM |
| Making Love to a Woman |
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MAKING COFFEEMaking a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPETLaying a carpet is.. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 10:19 PM |
| Bravest man in the world! |
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What's the definition of the bravest man in the world? |
