A man went to the doctor to get a double dose of Viagra but his request was denied.
"Why can't I have a double dose?" the man asked. "It's not safe," the doctor replied. "But I need it really bad," the manexplained. "My girlfriend is coming
into town on Friday, one of my exes will be here onSaturday, and my
wife is coming home on Sunday." "Okay, I'll give it to you," the doctor relented."But you have to come
in on Monday morning so that I can check to see ifthere are any side
effects.
"On Monday the man dragged himself into the doctor's office with his right arm in a sling.
Two statues are standing in a park, they have been there for years naked staring at eachother. One day God comes down and brings them to life.
"You both may live for 1 hour to do whatever it is you plaese."
The male statue looks at the female one and asks, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?". "I sure am.", she replies with a smile.
With that they run off into the trees nearby. 30 minutes pass and they both emerge from the wood sweaty, panting, and laughing.
The male statues looks up and asks, "Want to do it again?". She looks at him smiles and says, "Sure do, but this time you hold the pidgeons down and I'll shit on 'em!"