| 01/31/2010 05:39 AM |
| Crowded Subway |
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The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to the cops!" "I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay check in my pocket." "Oh really," she spat. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 10:25 PM |
| Three Men in Hell |
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Three men went to hell. The devil said to them "You have come to hell,
and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3" |
| 10/26/2009 02:29 AM |
| Why Studying Is Better Than Sex |
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10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it. 6. A little coffee and you can do it all night. 5. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 02:28 AM |
| Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie... |
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Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie.
In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would
have bitten?
Answer: The boy's hand. read more » |
| 10/01/2008 03:50 AM |
| Free Mammogram... |
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