| 10/24/2009 03:19 AM |
| Farmer and the Pretty Lady |
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One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. read more »
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| 11/08/2010 10:37 PM |
| Tiger |
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Q:Why Doesn't tiger have any friends? A:Because he plays with pooh read more » |
| 02/22/2010 11:28 AM |
| The Monkey............. |
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| 02/26/2008 10:07 PM |
| Test for smart people... |
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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. read more » |
| 11/12/2008 04:49 AM |
| Hungry baby... shark... |
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Great white mom and great white baby shark: - Mom, I am hungry... - Then? Why don't you swim to the beach find some stupid tourist that gone far from the shore, show your fin, make 3 times around the tourist and then enjoy your lunch? - Ya, mom, but I am very hungry, can I just skip this part with showing fin and circling around the tourist? read more » |
Why did the monkey go to the prom with a prune?