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Funny
Jokes > Animal jokes - Random
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10/04/2008 05:49 AM
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Gorilla's birthday gift
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Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
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03/28/2008 02:43 AM
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Gorilla in the pub...
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Everyone was amazed to see gorilla came in to pub. Gorilla asked bartender for martini and passed 10 buks, bartender was shocked but served drink and was watching gorilla enjoying martini... Bartender returned dollar in change to Gorilla and said: "You know... we don't get many gorillas in here...".
And Gorilla replied: "9 buks for a drink... I'm not surprised..." read more »
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07/27/2009 04:57 AM
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Dragging your feet
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
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01/07/2010 03:40 AM
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Jesus and the Robber
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One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" while he rumagged through the desk.
He replied, "Who said that?!"
Once again he heard the same thing, "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber looked around the room only to see a parrot. He asked the parrot what its name was. read more »
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12/27/2009 02:07 AM
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Farmer Joe and his Mule
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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.
In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe."Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?"
"Well, I'll tell you what happened. read more »
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