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Funny
Jokes > Bar jokes - Random
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07/25/2009 07:20 AM
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3 Shots of Whiskey
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A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. read more »
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07/08/2009 06:30 AM
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Celtic Mortality
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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
One less drunk.
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07/02/2009 01:47 AM
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12 Year Old Scotch
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A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. read more »
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01/07/2010 03:41 AM
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All Lawyers are Assholes
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A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."
Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..."
The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
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12/29/2009 04:45 PM
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5 Stages of Being Drunk
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Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe.
You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.
At this stage you are always RIGHT.
And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG.
This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.
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