Funny Jokes


Funny Humor


Short Jokes

Funny Jokes
Adult Jokes
Animal Jokes
Bar Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Computer Jokes
Dirty Jokes
Fart Jokes
Funny Quotes
Gender Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Medical Jokes
Misc Jokes
Redneck Jokes
Relationship Jokes
Religious Jokes
Sports Jokes
Yo Mama Jokes
Funny Jokes > Bar jokes - Random

07/01/2009 03:16 AM
Old Drunk
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila.

The old man drinks it as fast as he can.

Then he looks around the bar and sees three large men at a table having some beers.

He points at one of them and says "You!  read more »
02/12/2010 03:49 PM
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots?  read more »
03/29/2009 07:50 PM
You were by my side...

Husband woke up after surgery... He called his wife to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.  read more »


07/08/2009 06:30 AM
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.
07/15/2009 05:49 AM
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately.

When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers.  read more »