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Jokes > Bar jokes - Random
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10/21/2009 04:37 AM
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Bar Joke
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A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest skyscraper in town.
Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniel's. read more »
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01/04/2010 03:24 AM
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I Thought You Were My Wife
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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand upher skirt and began fondling her.
She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. read more »
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07/07/2009 04:34 AM
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Bar Chatup
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at thetop of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. read more »
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01/07/2010 03:41 AM
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All Lawyers are Assholes
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A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes."
Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..."
The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an asshole."
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12/11/2009 04:54 AM
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2 Drunk Guys
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply.
The first man then asks: Where are you from?
I'm from Ireland, replies the second man.
The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! read more »
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