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a blonde puts a dollar in a coke machine,and gets a coke. puts in another dollar and gets another coke. puts in another dollar and gets another coke. the guy behind her sais,''are u done yet?'' the blonde sais,''screw off!can't you see i'm winning heer?''
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Blonde walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.
"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says.
"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather
and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of
them." replied the clerk.
"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then."
"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of
chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."
"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then."
The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."
The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".
"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says.
She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.
"OK, now spell the "FUCK" in 'chocolate'."
She looks at him and says, "There's no 'fuck' in chocolate!'
He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady!" read more »
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