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Funny Jokes > Blonde jokes - Random

07/22/2009 04:19 AM
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blondeshouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoe  read more »
10/13/2009 02:55 AM
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ...  read more »
12/06/2009 03:27 AM
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch.  read more »
02/26/2008 10:55 PM
Blonde looking for a job

There was a blonde looking for a job.A man thinks she is intelligent so he hires her at a elmo factory. SurprisedAfter awhile the man sees the machine backed up where the girl works. He goes down there only to see the blonde sewing two balls to the end of each elmo{#emotions_dlg.lol}. The man screams 'Itold you to give 'em two test tickles not two testicles.Embarassed  read more »


08/08/2009 06:04 PM
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.

Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The throng surged across Broadway -- all except the blonde, who stayed on the corner.

When the walkers were safely on  read more »