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Funny Jokes > Blonde jokes - Random

02/26/2008 10:21 PM
blond and a u.f.o?

whats the similarity between a intelligent blond and a u.f.o?

you hear about them but you never see one  read more »


12/29/2009 01:25 AM
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves.

They had read that a birddog is a great and useful accessory in bird hunting, so they decided to go to the pet shop and buy one. They asked for a well-trained birddog, and got one.

The two blondes immediately went to the woods to try it out. The dog didn't work.  read more »
02/26/2008 10:44 PM
Coke machine

a blonde puts a dollar in a coke machine,and gets a coke.
puts in another dollar and gets another coke.
puts in another dollar and gets another coke.
the guy behind her sais,''are u done yet?''
the blonde sais,''screw off!can't you see i'm winning heer?''Cool


12/08/2009 04:31 AM
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives.

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hid it. "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answered, "That's easy!  read more »
07/24/2008 02:10 AM
Chocolate ice cream

Blonde walks into an ice cream parlor on a hot day.

"I'd like a gallon of chocolate ice cream", she says.

"I'm sorry ma'am, but we've had a run on chocolate in this weather and we just ran out. We've got 30 other flavours, so please pick one of them." replied the clerk.

"Oh well, I guess I'll just have a quart of chocolate then."

"Ma'am, perhaps you didn't hear me. We are completely out of chocolate ice cream, but I'll be happy to sell you another flavour."

"Oh. Better make it just a pint of chocolate then."

The clerk has had enough at this point and asks, "Listen, lady, spell the 'VAN' in 'vanilla'."

The lady is puzzled, but replies "V-A-N".

"OK, now spell the 'STRAW' in 'strawberry'. he says.

She slowly replies, "S-T-R-A-W", still not sure what he's up to.

"OK, now spell the "FUCK" in 'chocolate'."

She looks at him and says, "There's no 'fuck' in chocolate!'

He shouts back, "That's what I'm tryin to tell you, lady!"  read more »