| 02/05/2010 07:39 AM |
| Gates and Lightbulb |
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb??A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard.
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| 02/28/2010 01:07 AM |
| Dear God... |
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Dear God, Yesterday was an awful day for me.. My husband ran off with his secretary.My son pierced his eyebrow.My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head.My dog mated with the neighbours cat.My neighbour sold her house to a mental institution.My Mom told me I was adopted.My boss told me I was laid off.My sister was arrested for prostitution.My house has termites.My car was st read more » |
| 01/12/2010 01:17 AM |
| New Viruses on the loose! |
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Oprah Winfrey virus:Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB. AT&T virus:Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI virus:Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus. Politically Correct virus:Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself a read more » |
| 07/11/2009 02:37 AM |
| GM Like Computer Industry |
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At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon." General Motors has issued a press release stating: 1. read more » |
| 09/16/2009 09:30 AM |
| Bill Gates |
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God Sowed Bill The Gates To Heaven:The Devil Showed Bill Gates Dell |
