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Jokes > Computer jokes - Random
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10/26/2009 02:39 AM
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Clean the Mouse
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How to clean your mouse...
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.
The author of this memo was quite serious. read more »
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02/26/2008 02:27 AM
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The Best Out-Of-Office e-mail auto-replies
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1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
2. I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.
3. Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99
for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your
message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.
(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over)
6. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical
reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Loretta' instead of
'Steve' read more »
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10/16/2009 11:38 PM
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Chaos
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There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession.
The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib.
This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the world.
The engineer countered with an e read more »
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10/15/2008 02:24 AM
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I was having trouble with my computer...
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I was having trouble with my computer. read more »
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07/07/2009 04:34 AM
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French Computers
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A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
"House," in French, is feminine-"la mansion."
"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "...What gender is computer?..."
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't read more »
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