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Funny
Jokes > Dirty jokes - Random
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02/26/2008 10:50 PM
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Who shot the bear?....
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An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's
office. He says to the doctor: "I've never felt better in my whole
life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that?"  The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story.
I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season.
But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a
giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at
the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him.
What do you think of that?"  read more »
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07/25/2009 07:20 AM
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Birds and Bees
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
"Mother, where do babies come from?"
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. read more »
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02/26/2008 02:17 AM
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Birth control...
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07/10/2009 07:47 AM
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Duct Tape
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. read more »
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10/26/2009 02:29 AM
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Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
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10. You can usually find someone to do it with.
9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.
8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.
7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.
6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.
5. read more »
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