Funny Jokes

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
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Theres a new pub opening..The bar manager doesn't know what to call the pub so he asks people for ideas..1 person says what about kings arms..The bar manager replies "no i don't like that name". Another person says what about the queens legs..The bar manager says bingo..we will have that as the name..A week later a person is stood outside the pub..Another person walks past and says what are you standing there for?..The man replies im waiting here for the queens legs to open so i can have a drink..HAHA!!  read more »

A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went.
After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared.

Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off.
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