| 02/26/2008 10:15 PM |
| What will be the name of our baby?... |
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A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by
herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about
what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever
a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our
baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went. |
| 02/26/2008 02:00 AM |
| What's common between men and video |
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Q: What's common between men and video? |
| 03/22/2008 02:14 AM |
| Not anymore... |
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Once John came back home late, drunk and slept right away. Following week John came back home early and was not in the mood... Ann could not understand what's happened and ask him: - John, why don't you go out with your friends for beer anymore? John thought for a while and replied: |
| 12/06/2009 02:13 AM |
| A Rope and Two Knots |
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One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex. The new bride asks, "What are them cows up to honey?" The husband, a bit flustered, answers, "Why can't you see? read more » |
| 02/20/2010 02:32 AM |
| 60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy |
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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. read more » |
His wife Ann, while taking off his cloth, found used condom in his pocket... She was upset 
and stuck condom right into John's budd while he was sleeping.
