| 04/15/2008 06:59 PM |
| Archaeologists are the best husbands... |
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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. |
| 03/09/2008 04:23 AM |
| Waiting for bonus?... |
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| 02/26/2008 10:36 PM |
| Returned unopened... |
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An old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read: |
| 02/26/2008 10:54 PM |
| Who should be in charge?... |
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One day the different parts of the body were
having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said, "I
do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in
charge." The eyes said, "I see everything and let the rest of you know where we are, so I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The hands said, "Without me we wouldn't be able to pick anything up or move anything. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The stomach said, "I turn the food we eat into energy for the rest of you. Without me, we'd starve. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." The legs said, "Without me we wouldn't be able to move anywhere. So I'm the most important and I should be in charge." Then the ass said, "I think I should be in charge." All the rest of the parts said, "YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't do anything! You're not as important as we surely are! You can't be in charge." So the ass closed up. read more » |
| 02/24/2010 01:48 AM |
| Love Thy Husband |
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. read more » |