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07/19/2008 01:50 AM
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The 3 tragedies in a man's life...
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The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT! read more »
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12/05/2009 03:54 AM
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Making Love to a Woman
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MAKING COFFEEMaking a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly.
You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.
LAYING A CARPETLaying a carpet is.. read more »
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08/08/2009 06:04 PM
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Pedestrians And Catholics
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The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic.
Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The throng surged across Broadway -- all except the blonde, who stayed on the corner.
When the walkers were safely on read more »
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07/14/2009 03:00 AM
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Getting The Story Straight
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When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.
A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
"Well, th read more »
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02/08/2010 03:51 AM
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Yo mama so fat, the whales sing
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Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"
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