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12/17/2009 03:18 PM
blindness

A husband is sitting in the waiting room at the hospital because his wife was giving birth to their first child. Finally, the doctor comes into the room and says to the husband:

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?"

Husband:"The good news first."

doctor:"Congradulations your wife just gave birh to a 50 pound giant eyeball."  read more »


01/01/2010 05:25 PM
Your momma is so fat...
Your momma is so far that when she walks outside with a yellow shirt on everyone yells "Taxi"
02/20/2010 04:04 AM
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities.

To a young boy, they thought, spying would be a lot of fun and would distract him for an hour or so.

The boy began his  read more »
07/20/2009 05:02 AM
tic tacs
yo mamma so fat she makes free willy look like a tic tac.
02/26/2008 02:19 AM
Goldy fish
A man caught a Goldy fish:
- Let me go, I will grant you any wish… Said fish
- Hm... Can you make the world peace?
- Hm... hm... Too many things and people involved... Maybe you have something more personal?
- Hm... Can you make my girlfriend pretty? Here is her picture...
- Oh.... how about your first wish? World peace?  read more »