| 09/01/2009 11:55 AM |
| yo mama so fat... |
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your mama is so fat that she had to be baptized in sea world. |
| 02/25/2008 07:31 PM |
| Blondes favorite nursury song... |
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What is a Blondes favorite nursury song?
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| 12/11/2009 04:54 AM |
| Redneck Circumcision |
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Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
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| 10/15/2009 05:17 AM |
| A Time of Weakness |
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Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely. Finally, after much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date with Andy, a gentleman her daughter fixed her up with. Andy picked her up and they went to a very secluded spot to have a picnic. Andy had also been divorced for quite some time and found himself very attracted to Rosemary. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 10:47 PM |
| I need a handsaw... |
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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So
he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but
he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign
language.He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning
"need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The
man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out
his chop and starts masturbating. |
