| 07/29/2009 05:24 AM |
| Money Talks! |
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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 10:55 PM |
| Blonde looking for a job |
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There was a blonde looking for a job.A man thinks she is intelligent so he hires her at a elmo factory. |
| 01/29/2010 05:16 AM |
| Drinking, Gambling, and Golf |
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A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, "If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?" "No, I stopped drinking years ago," the bum said. "Will you use it to gamble?" "I don't gam read more » |
| 02/26/2008 12:19 AM |
| What is the difference... |
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What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean... |
| 08/25/2009 08:02 PM |
| Church Bells |
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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having read more » |
After awhile the man sees the machine backed up where the girl works. He goes
down there only to see the blonde sewing two balls to the end of each
elmo
. The man screams 'Itold you to give 'em two test tickles not two testicles.