| 09/16/2009 09:30 AM |
| Bill Gates |
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God Sowed Bill The Gates To Heaven:The Devil Showed Bill Gates Dell |
| 02/26/2008 02:21 AM |
| Rabbi and Pop dining.. |
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Rabbi met Pop: |
| 07/20/2009 05:05 AM |
| Be Politically Correct With Women |
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She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY - She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED. She is not CONCEITED - She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES. She does not want to be MARRIED - She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION. She does not GAIN WE read more » |
| 10/14/2009 03:37 AM |
| Meals on Wheels |
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Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told the Lord that it was awful -- she had to sleep in cold back alleys, where there was no food and life was hard. read more »
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| 07/01/2009 01:46 AM |
| Application To Date My Daughter |
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REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME) NOTE - This application will be Incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. NAME:_____________________ DATE OF BIRTH: _______________ 2. HEIGHT:___________ WEIGHT: ______IQ: ________GPA: ______ 3. read more » |
