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Funny
Jokes > - Random
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09/12/2009 02:55 AM
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The Faith Healer
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Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on theirvarious disorders.
"I want a baby more than anything in the world," said the first, "But I guess it is impossible."
"I used to feel just the same way," said the second. "But then everything changed. That's why I'm here. read more »
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02/26/2008 10:25 PM
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Blonde throws a grenade at you..
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
take the pin out and throw it back
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07/25/2009 07:20 AM
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Birds and Bees
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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
"Mother, where do babies come from?"
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. read more »
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09/09/2009 04:48 AM
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Chuckie Chicken
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An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?"
The old farmer said, "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."
"I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl, "We can't allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. read more »
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02/26/2008 01:54 AM
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i went to the butchers...
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
He said, "No bet, the steaks are too high."
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