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01/16/2010 09:22 PM
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Honey it's me
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk....
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It's $1,000. read more »
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02/26/2008 10:18 PM
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Australian Immigration Test
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Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration.
The immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests,
except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter
Australia."
Mujibar said, "I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at Telstra on the Help Desk. read more »
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01/12/2010 01:13 AM
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Yo Momma is so ugly
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Yo momma is so ugly she stuck her face out the window and she got arrested for mooning!
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02/26/2008 03:44 AM
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Last night...
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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Indian was drinking at a bar discussing what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says, "Last night, I massaged my wife all over her body
with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her
scream non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says, "Last night, I massaged my wife all over her body
with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made
her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Indian says, "That's nothing. Last night, I massaged my wife all
over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with
the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, said, "Two hours, phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
Indian says, "I wiped my hands on the curtains." read more »
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12/30/2009 12:20 AM
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50 Year Old Nightie
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A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. read more »
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