| 12/01/2009 03:36 AM |
| Mouse Tattoo |
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There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to how women cannot take enough pain to get a tattoo. After listening to the guys gloat for a little bit longer, the woman states, "Well, I have a tattoo, too!" The men all look surprised. The woman continues, "I have a tattoo of a c read more » |
| 02/28/2010 01:07 AM |
| Dear God... |
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Dear God, Yesterday was an awful day for me.. My husband ran off with his secretary.My son pierced his eyebrow.My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head.My dog mated with the neighbours cat.My neighbour sold her house to a mental institution.My Mom told me I was adopted.My boss told me I was laid off.My sister was arrested for prostitution.My house has termites.My car was st read more » |
| 07/19/2008 01:56 AM |
| NEWS |
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped. TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park! read more » |
| 02/26/2008 10:33 PM |
| Stupid Teacher |
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A teacher was helping a student in english: |
| 02/25/2008 07:17 PM |
| They dont... |
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One day, a man was getting interviewed by who seemed to be a very smart guy.
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