| 07/11/2009 02:36 AM |
| 58 Newspaper Headlines |
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58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says 2. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers 3. Saftey Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 4. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case 5. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents 6. Farmer Bill Dies In House 7. read more » |
| 01/07/2010 03:44 AM |
| Yo momma is so poor |
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Yo momma is so poor she cursed out the lady at McDonalds because they wouldn't put a small fries and a coke in layaway.
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| 02/26/2008 12:36 AM |
| 17th chapter |
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A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. |
| 12/01/2009 03:37 AM |
| Condoms For Every Man |
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 10:02 PM |
| I'm serious!!! |
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Son: Mum, I've just swallowed a bone. |
