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Jokes > Redneck jokes - Random
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07/14/2009 03:00 AM
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Getting The Story Straight
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When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.
A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
"Well, th read more »
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12/27/2009 12:05 AM
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Father and Son
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One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire.
His father said, 'Son, where are you going?'
The son replied, 'I'm going to catch me some chickens.'
The father said, 'Son, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire.'
But the son insisted that he knew what he was doing.
Later on that day, the son came home with two ch read more »
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07/25/2009 07:20 AM
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Redneck Driving Applications
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Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________
First name:[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]NoneShoe Size: ____ Left ____ RightO read more »
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12/11/2009 04:54 AM
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Redneck Circumcision
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Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
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10/14/2009 03:38 AM
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Dat Ain't Bubba
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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him.
Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. read more »
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