| 02/26/2010 08:55 PM |
| How to Know where a Driver is from |
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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California With gun in lap:L.A. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but drivin read more » |
| 01/30/2010 04:57 AM |
| From A Mother With Love |
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Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to read more » |
| 07/28/2009 05:45 AM |
| Valentines, Redneck Style |
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Kudzu is green, my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May.You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out read more » |
| 10/14/2009 03:38 AM |
| Dat Ain't Bubba |
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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 01:53 AM |
| Redneck's new born child... |
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Redneck registering his new born son: |
