| 07/07/2009 04:34 AM |
| My Pa Won't Like It |
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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Billy Bob, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 12:23 AM |
| Redneck in the library... |
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Redneck went in to library and ask: |
| 07/28/2009 05:45 AM |
| Valentines, Redneck Style |
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Kudzu is green, my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May.You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway. You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out read more » |
| 03/02/2009 07:59 PM |
| Incomparable indeed! |
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An Israeli doctor says: “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says: “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.” read more » |
| 10/14/2009 03:38 AM |
| Dat Ain't Bubba |
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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. "Yep, he's got burned up purdy bad. Roll 'im over," said Jim-Bob. read more » |
