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Jokes > Redneck jokes - Random
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01/18/2010 04:12 AM
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In Hot Pursuit
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Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90.
When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, "Sarge, why'd you stop?"
"You dumb rookie," replied the Sarge. "He's in Georgia now. read more »
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09/12/2009 02:55 AM
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New Rooster
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An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. read more »
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02/26/2010 08:55 PM
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How to Know where a Driver is from
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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator:California
With gun in lap:L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but drivin read more »
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07/28/2009 05:45 AM
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Valentines, Redneck Style
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Kudzu is green, my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze.Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May.You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.
You're as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin' in the pan.Yo're as fragrant as SunDrop right out read more »
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07/14/2009 03:00 AM
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Getting The Story Straight
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When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.
A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."
The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon.
"Well, th read more »
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