| 04/16/2008 10:33 PM |
| Christmass wish |
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A small biy wrote to Santa, "Santa, all I want for Christmas is for you to send me a brother..." Santa replied, "For this you will have to send me your mom first..." |
| 09/20/2009 01:37 AM |
| To Be Continued |
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Ur Momma So Fat wen she stands on weighing scales it Reads to be continued.
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| 02/12/2010 03:49 PM |
| Southern Comments |
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Exclamations: "Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!" "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." Threats: "I'll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtastyle." "This'll jar your preserves." "Don't you be makin' me open a can o' whoop-ass on ya!" Good Things/Compliments: "Cute as a sack full of puppies." "If t read more » |
| 02/26/2008 01:56 AM |
| Babysitter... |
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Kid came back from school. Suddenly he noticed man sitting in mom's bedroom... Kid opens the door and ask: |
| 08/08/2009 06:04 PM |
| Pedestrians And Catholics |
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The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross, while a cop directed traffic. Finally, the cop blew his whistle, motioned to the crowd, and shouted, "Okay, pedestrians!" The throng surged across Broadway -- all except the blonde, who stayed on the corner. When the walkers were safely on read more » |
