| 09/02/2009 04:07 AM |
| Revelation 3:20 |
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A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 02:05 AM |
| Difference between a women praying in a church and... |
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Q: What is the difference between a women praying in a church and a women who is praying in a bath-tub? |
| 01/20/2010 01:38 AM |
| Standing At The Gates Of Heaven |
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Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. read more »
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| 02/17/2010 04:47 AM |
| 3 men standing in front of God |
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God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. read more » |
| 12/23/2009 05:47 PM |
| A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies |
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Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it. Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit? Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage. Hinduism: This shit happened before. Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong. Rastafarianism: Let' read more » |
