| 07/08/2009 06:29 AM |
| The Big Flood |
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It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told him to get in. "No," replied the man on the roof. "I have faith in the Lord; the Lord will save me." So the man in the rowboat went away. read more » |
| 09/02/2009 04:07 AM |
| Revelation 3:20 |
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A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. read more » |
| 02/26/2008 02:05 AM |
| Difference between a women praying in a church and... |
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Q: What is the difference between a women praying in a church and a women who is praying in a bath-tub? |
| 02/20/2010 04:04 AM |
| Seventeenth Chapter |
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A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark." The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seven read more » |
| 07/27/2009 04:58 AM |
| Jonah and the Whale |
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated a whale could notswallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, read more » |
