| 02/20/2010 04:04 AM |
| Seventeenth Chapter |
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A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. "Next Sunday," she said, "we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the Seventeenth Chapter of Mark." The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting, the teacher said, "Now then, all of you who have prepared for the lesson by reading the Seven read more » |
| 02/26/2008 10:29 PM |
| Nun decorators |
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The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. The one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The man walks in, does a double take, and says, "Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"...  read more »
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| 02/17/2010 04:47 AM |
| 3 men standing in front of God |
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God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. read more » |
| 12/02/2009 04:55 AM |
| Catholic Dictionary |
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AMENThe only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETINYour receipt for attending Mass. CHOIRA group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. HYMNA song of praise usually sung in a key two octaves higher than that of the congregation's range. RECESSIONAL HYMNThe last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of read more » |
| 07/19/2008 01:56 AM |
| NEWS |
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped. TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in the park! read more » |