| 07/28/2009 05:44 AM |
| the funniest blonde joke |
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I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number. * she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." * she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. *she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. *she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. *she tri read more » |
| 12/02/2009 04:55 AM |
| Catholic Dictionary |
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AMENThe only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETINYour receipt for attending Mass. CHOIRA group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync. HYMNA song of praise usually sung in a key two octaves higher than that of the congregation's range. RECESSIONAL HYMNThe last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of read more » |
| 10/29/2009 03:50 AM |
| More Blonde Q and A's |
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Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING?A: The noise gave her a headache. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS?A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the b read more » |
| 02/26/2008 12:35 AM |
| I love you!... Happy Valentine! |
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| 02/26/2008 10:42 PM |
| Blonde tried to kill her husband... |
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that tried to blow up her husband's car? |
