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07/29/2009 04:35 AM
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A Mother at 65!
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With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says "not yet."
A little later they ask to see the baby again.
Again the mother says "not yet."
Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"
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02/26/2010 08:49 PM
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New Lawyer
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Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. read more »
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02/17/2010 04:46 AM
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Slip of the tongue
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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. read more »
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02/26/2008 01:43 AM
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Yo mama so stupid...
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Yo momma's so stupid, at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius read more »
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02/05/2010 07:39 AM
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Gates and Lightbulb
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb??A: None. He just calls a meeting & makes darkness the standard.
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